ANY QUESTIONS ANSWERED

Any question can be asked and you will get my unique spin on it. It can be a simple question, that you thought you knew the answer of? or a big meaningful question, that the great minds have failed to answer - until my great mind ;-)

I will add your name to any question I put on my site (Unless you don't want me to).

If I don't get any responses - I will just amuse myself and add different questions here and there. But hopefully people will submit questions and help me out.

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Why is Water called H2o? 

Many people think it is something to do with Hydrogen and Oxygen. It always makes me laugh when I hear this. It is infact due to when the earth was created by a species of Robot from Mars. When they first thought of earth 'Water' was never thought of, but was more of a mistake. H2o was one of the high command of the Robots, while creating the Diplodocus Dinasour he was bitten. This petrusion in his metalic like body, reacted with the earths atmosphere and created a liquid we now call 'water' or H2o. They decided to make this 'Water' the life blood of Human Society.

Why are Bananas Curved?

Bananas are curved because they are yellow. Anything that has a natural yellow colour/pigmentation is slightly curved in shape. Jaundice people are also 95% more likely to suffer from a curvature of the spine. If you look at a set of colouring pens/pencils the yellow ones are always slightly curved. There is no real explanation to this and scientists are still trying to find the link between Yellow and curvature.

How do Aeroplanes fly?

Some people think that it's all in the design with the wings and the jets etc. But all this is just aesthetic. A plane flys because of Will power. The captains of the planes all get 3 years training on Will Power and positive mental thinking, also medetation. Then they spend one year on actually learning how to fly the plane. The plane gets off in the air with 90% will power from the captain and co captain, the other 10% is from the passengers. Usually the will power from passengers exceeds this 10% and is usually around 30% - but in the rare occasions it falls below 10% then the plane crashes.

The little black box after crashes, just tells people if it was the Captian or the Passengers that were lacking in will power.

So thats How a plane flys.

What is a Kangaroo?

From the latin 'Kangilium-roovosia', Meaning 'Big springy mouse'.

Was infact a sea animal until a few thousand years ago. It spent most of its time at sea and used to have webbed feet. It would swim on its back and its pouch used to be detachable on the bottom and on one side - so it could create a sail. When not in use, it would stick the pouch back to it's body. The way it used to stick it's pouch, was an interlinking of hairs that can stick together and be attached and reattached at will. This is where the idea of Velcro came from.

It was only when its main source of food in the water depleted and died, that it began to venture on land and evolved into the animal we see today.