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Friday, 5 June 2009

Biting is usually associated with unpleasantness and bad painful feelings. A bite can be a little nip/warning from a cat to stop annoying it, or an attack from animal/human to harm and damage.

But biting can also be a sexy thing. While contorted in excstacy with your loved one or not so loved one ;-) a few bites here and there are usually involved in the carnal intamacy. Or maybe they are not, maybe it is just my wierd life that biting is acceptable? I am not talking about taking out flesh, just a little nibble from both parties. A little nibble to declare your passion, to announce that you just want to eat that person, not literally but it's like you cannot contain yourself. Like some rabid animal, with it's crazy eyes and mouth dribbling with desire!

Emotions take you over into a place that you would never neccesarilly go to otherwise. I would never normally bite the wife, when just going out and doing the weekly shop. I wouldn't munch on her arm while choosing which cucumber represents the best value for money in the grocery isle. I wouldn't have a cheeky nibble on her bottom while choosing the sugary granules, that would (in the near future) desolve in my strongly made cup of tea. But I have noticed some people having a little nibble on their loved ones ears, I think this is the only acceptable place to have a nibble when out in public. Although I very rarely do this, as I have to get into a very awkward angle to get in a good nibbling position while standing upright. So It just doesn't look natural in an everyday setting, it actually is completely unnatural to the extent it would look like I am trying to attack her and that is a situation I don't want to find myslef in.

So although biting can be a very damaging and soul destroying thing it can be a very sexual and uplifting thing aswell. Ask Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield, Apparently Mike biting part of Evanders ear off, was basically the adult equivalent of pulling a girls hair in nursery school. All be it a rather brutal way of professing your love for someone. Heavyweight boxers have to do this, to counter the homosexual vibe created by saying that you love someone directly, being of the same sexual orientation.

So everybody tonight go and bite the person you love....In a nice way :-)